yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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