Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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