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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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