in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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