New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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