I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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