a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
