How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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