I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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