i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
