I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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