Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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