Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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