I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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