before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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