He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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