i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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