Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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