and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I have feelings that need drinking.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
