He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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