You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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