I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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