but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
