Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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