lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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