Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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