YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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