uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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