I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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