i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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