If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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