So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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