drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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