i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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