Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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