This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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