Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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