it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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