while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I currently don't understand fingers.
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