You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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