make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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