you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
