On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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