Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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