brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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