if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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