Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
This toilet bowl is my home.
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