i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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