its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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