Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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