Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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