Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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