Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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