If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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