If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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