Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
nutella sex= disaster
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
